Rush Limbaugh Launches Patriotic Brand Of American Ice Tea

Yesterday afternoon radio personality Rush Limbaugh announced that he will be launching his own brand of flavored Ice Tea.

The liquid beverage called ‘Two If By Tea’ “takes its name from Longfellow’s famous poem, Paul Revere’s Last Ride, about the arrival of the British troops during the War of Independence,” said the Daily Mail.

The patriotic beverage is filled with irony, and symbolizes “The Boston Tea Party.” On the cover of the package Rush Limbaugh is dressed like an American Soldier from the 1800-1900′s.

The website releasing the product said: “Two If By Tea™ represents traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence. Each bottle is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation. Just grab a 12-pack and join the fight to preserve the America we know and love. It’s worth it! Our scientific panel of tasters has been working for years to develop the perfect recipe of tea – one that is fit for battle. All those years of rigorous testing have left us with the best quality tea we sell today.”