Expensive Rubbers, Designer Lubricated Condoms from Louis Vuitton?

Sex just became fashionably expensive, thanks to Louis Vuitton’s new lubricated latex condom.

We’re not sure if the product is manufactured by Louis Vuitton or someone with a lot of time on their hands. You know how that works, people always take LV patterns and creatively use it to make weird things, like, painting cars with the LV logo without brand permission.

If the condom is an official Louis Vuitton product it will retail for $70 per condom. A box of 3 would cost $210, a box of 6 would cost $420, etc.

That would mean, if you want to have sex three times a day it will cost you two hundred dollars a day; it ain’t trickin if you got it!

Remember, Louis Vuitton has not verified the product yet.